Liberally apply links to affected area and reapply weekly.

It's not snake oil, I swear. This is that new Lizard Oil everyone can't stop talking about. Try it today and improve your life!

LIZARD OIL, SWEET SWEET LIZARD OIL

Could not agree more with this: Advertising is Ripe For Revolution II

MISCELANEOUS TONICS

God gets client feedback on his first draft of earth.

The Orwells' new album 'Disgraceland'

Hostile Takeover (about the idiocy of 'page takeover' banner ads.)

"How did we get to a place where marketers think they know better than the creative specialist?" (via Sell! Sell!)

Sitcoms are strangled by a lack of conflict.

Handy visual guide to robots and cyborgs.

Thoughts on cheese and tweets and time.

ASSORTED TINCTURES


Jon Stewart tackles the Indian elections.


Birds open automatic doors.



Quantum levitation