In school for valentines day they had you make this box. For people to drop valentines in for you. Students were required to give Valentines to everyone if they wanted to give one to anyone. (School rules. Not some moral code of childhood.)
And this box was supposed to be a personification of who you are and why you're meant to be loved.
It didn't work.
Well, except for Jimmy who brought in a undecorated Adidas box. He got all the ladies.