Ad Caulk

Mind taking a look at all this stuff since you're already here? Will only take a minute.

CRUDE OIL

• God-awful 90s mixtape/mashup thingy I couldn't stop listening to.

• Puppet Apartment. (Trigger warning: anthropomorphic appliances)

• 25x magnified seawater contains an entire world of things that are probably trying to kill us. Never trust the small stuff.

• "Are these the most dangerous people in marketing?" by Sell! Sell! (Surprisingly not just a hit list of creatives/clients who have murdered people before.)

• The Ad Contrarian's parable of "The Polluted Fountain of Youth."

• Braves. Blands. Brants. A primer on brands by George Tannenbaum.

• Clickhole.com. Infinitely clickable. Probably more interesting than any other clickbait site on the internet.

• David Simon continues to gripe and make my affections for him grow stronger.

• NO SHIT by Dave Trott. 

• Food's getting more expensive. Toys cheaper. Maybe Huxley was on to something.

• Nice ad for The Weather Channel

• Sam Rami's low budget camera rigs for Evil Dead.

FOSSILS

What you'll be if you don't read this presentation by W+K's Martin Weigel. (via Sell! Sell!)

ROCKS AND MINERALS

Please use this song in a commercial. (via @Awoooooga)

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin went to Russia. Shot a video for their song "Young Presidents."

Why is ketchup so hard to pour?

Smoking. Also hard.

This space intentionally left blank for that hamster eating a burrito video everyone has already seen.